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Posted by fida On Sunday, July 4, 2010 0 comments

 

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Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds
of either".
 
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.
 
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
 
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated
by feminine water-power ..
 
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master
 
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.
 
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling
you have never felt before.
 
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
 
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
 
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
 
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
 
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
 
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
 
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
 
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken
of when dead.
 
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that
you actually look forward to the trip.
 
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.
 
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet."
 
Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
 
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
 
Father : A banker provided by nature.
 
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
caught.
 
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
 
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
 
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with
his bills.

 


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